The internet's most unhinged prediction-market personality test. 12 questions. Zero financial advice. Maximum brain damage. Let's find out what kind of predictor you really are. (Spoiler: it's not good.)
16deranged types
0certified advisors
∞copium reserves
⚠️ WARNING: This test should not be used for actual financial decisions. Or any decisions. Ever. The creator is currently down 73% and is in no position to advise anyone on anything. Do not perceive me.
Question 1 / 128% evaluated
Diagnosis complete. God help you.
📊 your trader dna (the 4 axes of brain damage)
🧠 stonks personality matrix
🔮 your recommended prediction market
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💀 your spiritual memes
💸 current portfolio status
not financial advice · not life advice · not anything advice
you are now -27% more likely to make an emotional trade. wagmi (?) 🙏